Tuesday 30 September 2008

Dear Danny...

Pete of Macoma Road asks...

Dear Danny. Have you seen the state of Plumstead Common recently? Too many people are letting their dogs do their business on the common and as I have two young children who like to play with a cricket ball up there I am worried they are going to pick up all sorts of diseases from the faeces left behind. What can you do about it?

Well Pete, I havn't seen Plumstead Common for over six months, but I have seen some wonderful cricket pitches which the Aussies keep free from dog turds. What you need to do is move away from the area and then your children will be able to play happily and maybe grow up to be the next Shane Warne.

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